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Entertainment of your life has begun by the help of this Urdu Funny Kids Jokes Magazine. Enjoy different category of Urdu Lateefey and Kids Jokes in Urdu like Sardar, Phatan, Husban-Wife and much more. These Urdu Jokes & mazahiya Mobile SMS will bring happiness and smile on your face and keep tension away from you. All these Jokes are enjoyable for both Kids and Adults.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Urdu Funny Jokes

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Race shuru hone ka elaan hua: 1..2..3…Go.
1 bacha apni jaga par khara raha,
coach ne pocha: Beta tum to race mai hissa lene ke liye itne pur-josh the phir jab elaan hua to bhage kiyu nahi?
Bacha bola: Sir,abhi to 1,2 aur 3 ke bhagne ka elaan hua hai, mera number to 4 hai.

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Eik bachay ke ghar guests aa gaye.
Maa ne kaha: beta, mehmaanon ke liye kuch le kar aao.
Bachay miyan bhage bhage gaye.

Aur mehmaanon ke liye “Rikshaw” le aaye.

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Bacha park mai betha ek ke baad ek toffee kha raha tha.
Paas betha 1 aadmi bola: Jo zada metha khata hai wo jaldi mar jata hai.
Bacha: Aap ko maloom hai mere dada ki umar 100 saal hai.
Admi: Wo metha kam khate hon ge?
Bacha: Nahi, wo apne kaam se kaam rakhte hain.


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Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha: Tumhari age kitni hai?
Chonti: 40 years
Baby Elephant (hairat se): 40 saal aur itni choti ?
Chonti: Haan mai Lux istimaal karti hun es liye meri umar nazar nahi aati. Aur tumhari umar kiya hai?
Haathi ka bacha (fakhr se): 10years.
Chonti: 10 years! Aur itne bare?
Haathi ka bacha: Haan, mai Nido jo peeta hun


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Ek bacha exams mai fail ho gaya aur ghar aa kar zor zor se rone laga.
Baap ne us ko chup karwate hue kaha: Beta, sabr karo, tumhari qismat mai yahi likha tha.
Bacha (jaldi se) : Jee Papa, yeh to acha hua ke mai ne sara saal kuch nahi parha,warna sari mehnat zaya ho jati.

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Experience the humourous side of life and enjoy every moment of your lifetime by these Funniest Urdu Jokes and Urdu Lateefey. Bachain hon yah barai sab hi din bhar ki sakt mehnat ka bad thora time fresh bhi ho saktai hai sirf aur sirf es Kids & Adults Joke Magzine sai. Es Urdu Jokes Magazine mai Pakistan kae best aur selected Urdu Jokes and Kids Jokes rakhain gain hain jinko na sirf phar kar apko maza ata hai balkai ap fresh bhi hojatai hain.